Terms of Service.
I'm no doctor, and I don't guarantee any particular outcome. In fact, you should never listen to me nor take my advice.
For advice on your health, you should only listen to a doctor or a medical professional.
Whatever you decide to do is based on your own conclusions, and not by what I tell you. You should make up your own mind on things.
The information at Quit Yesterday is for informational purposes only.
Ok, I feel a lot better now that I've got that off my chest.
To summarise, basically all I'm here to do is help you help yourself. I'll show you respect, will always reply to your emails courtesly and in return I expect the same.
Now, how's that for a Terms of Service? Can you tell I didn't get a lawyer to write this?